Kids Getting High and Torpedo Tits.

This is a sure sign that kids today have too little to keep them occupied. I was searching Google for natural products that can be used as household cleaners, and I have that automatic suggestion thing turned on. This is what I got when I tried to search for "What household..."
Scary, eh?

Also, to all the women out there who rag about having not so much in the chest area? This one's for you. If you've ever been professionally bra-sized then good for you. I happen to like doing everything myself, so I measured myself and found a few online bra-size calculators. This is what happened when I, Torpedo Tits, plugged in my numbers on the Lily Of France calculator:

Error. Nice.

And on that note, stay classy, Earth.