Thursday, July 9, 2009

Success! I have mastered the driving of the Mirage that is adorable.

Yes, it is so. I have mastered the driving of the Mirage in just 1 week. Not bad, I'd say. In the beginning it looked like I was going to have to buy hubby a new clutch. But now I'm doing very well.

I feel naked without my crazy interweb screencaps, but I really haven't found anything mind-blowing tonight.

I just felt like gloating about my 5-speed driving abilities. XD


Sunday, July 5, 2009

Kids Getting High and Torpedo Tits.

This is a sure sign that kids today have too little to keep them occupied. I was searching Google for natural products that can be used as household cleaners, and I have that automatic suggestion thing turned on. This is what I got when I tried to search for "What household..."
Scary, eh?

Also, to all the women out there who rag about having not so much in the chest area? This one's for you. If you've ever been professionally bra-sized then good for you. I happen to like doing everything myself, so I measured myself and found a few online bra-size calculators. This is what happened when I, Torpedo Tits, plugged in my numbers on the Lily Of France calculator:

Error. Nice.

And on that note, stay classy, Earth.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Okay I Lied and French Fry Whacking.

Maybe I'll keep this blog around after all. I mean, I can talk about things here that I can't do on Hands on Handmade. Like this Craigslist posting I just came across:

Or this one:

These are the deranged people that live in my area. Creepy, eh? Makes you wanna lock your doors at night.

Alright, well, I'm off to secure my domicile from any vagrants that might be about.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Alright... So I'm definitely abandoning this blog now.

This blog is officially dead to me. Anyone who wants to see what I'm doing can head on over to Hands On Handmade and see what I'm doing there.


Friday, February 27, 2009

I should probably update this.

I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I've been working on Hands On Handmade. I'll eventually move all of these posts over to the Wordpress blog on my website, but for right now my concentration is on Hands On. You probably won't be seeing me update this blog very often at all.

Saturday, November 29, 2008


I'm terribly excited. I just opened the mailbox and I'm so happy that my package from Barefoot Bath and Body just came! I had usually only bought lip balms from Barefoot Bath, but I went for soap this time, too, and I can't wait! I had used one of her sample sized soaps that she sent me the last time I ordered, and I have never felt cleaner. I'm now off to search for some Aloo yard to make myself a soap-saver.

I'm terribly excited about my lip balms and soap!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

What makes a successful blog?

What makes a good blog?

-Know your subject, know it well.
-Write cohesively.
-Stay focused!
-Be original
-Be helpful
-Be a friend

These are all things I need to work on.

I seriously need to update this blog. I'll get to that eventually. When I'm not so frazzled.